Rullhimzod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise meerkat.

Rullhimzod created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullhimzod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rullhimzod, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rullhimzod's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rullhimzod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green ants, for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rullhimzod on top of all buildings.

4. Rullhimzod loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat gooseberries.