Fenpibkar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying swan.

Fenpibkar created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenpibkar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fenpibkar, he will send you a sign.

Fenpibkar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fenpibkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not take Fenpibkar's name in vain.

3. Erect three carbon sculptures of Fenpibkar on top of important buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about gravity.