Migtiklab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, two-faced donkey.

Migtiklab created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtiklab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Migtiklab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Migtiklab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Migtiklab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.