Pidraphab is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, contented
wombat.
Pidraphab created the cosmos twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Pidraphab, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Pidraphab, it will make you grow a tail.
Pidraphab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Pidraphab's Holy Commandments1. Never eat lemons.
2. Do not kill turtles.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
5. Always pray immersed in water.