Kimtadraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, resourceful squirrel.

Kimtadraw created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimtadraw, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimtadraw, he will turn you into a mole.

Kimtadraw's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kimtadraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.