Bissnurkinkip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sapient skunk.

Bissnurkinkip created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissnurkinkip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bissnurkinkip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bissnurkinkip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bissnurkinkip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bissnurkinkip.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.