Sogveenbissbut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, flying shrew.

Sogveenbissbut created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sogveenbissbut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogveenbissbut, he will ignore you.

Sogveenbissbut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sogveenbissbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
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