Jiglargjop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic wren.

Jiglargjop created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Jiglargjop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jiglargjop, it will curse you with boils.

Jiglargjop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jiglargjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help rats.