Badfatcum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring meerkat.

Badfatcum created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badfatcum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Badfatcum, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Badfatcum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Badfatcum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight dogs approach from the south.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.