Dusstagnul is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome dragon.

Dusstagnul created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstagnul, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dusstagnul, it will think nothing of it.

Dusstagnul's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dusstagnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear cyan kilts.

5. Do not take Dusstagnul's name in vain.