Ladnibbest is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish centipede.

Ladnibbest created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ladnibbest, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ladnibbest, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ladnibbest's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ladnibbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never paint your feet white.