Vogratlid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient chinchilla.

Vogratlid created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vogratlid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vogratlid, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vogratlid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vogratlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Retreat if six rats approach from the east.