Sinmifyattarmkikgumbomxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive wyvern.

Sinmifyattarmkikgumbomxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sinmifyattarmkikgumbomxuck, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinmifyattarmkikgumbomxuck, it will curse you with boils.

Sinmifyattarmkikgumbomxuck's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sinmifyattarmkikgumbomxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of dolphins.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear blue.
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