Gemzankad Rilnellfodtip is a god.
He takes the form of a small, witty
dragonfly.
Gemzankad Rilnellfodtip created viruses four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gemzankad Rilnellfodtip, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gemzankad Rilnellfodtip, he will not care at all.
Gemzankad Rilnellfodtip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Gemzankad Rilnellfodtip's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.
2. Never talk about stars.
3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Gemzankad Rilnellfodtip must be the most important thing in your life.