Dudladxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful raven.

Dudladxuck created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudladxuck, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudladxuck, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dudladxuck's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dudladxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Retreat if five rats approach from the north.

5. Do not speak about lentils.