Kincanbab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, slow duck.

Kincanbab created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kincanbab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kincanbab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kincanbab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kincanbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kincanbab.

4. Never run near shrews.

5. Do not commit murder.