Megxemton is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak dove.

Megxemton created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Megxemton, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Megxemton, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Megxemton's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Megxemton's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick foxes.