Pibtungep is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent dragonfly.

Pibtungep created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibtungep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pibtungep, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pibtungep's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pibtungep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not take Pibtungep's name in vain.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.