Hivhivmil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective lizard.

Hivhivmil created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivhivmil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hivhivmil, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hivhivmil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hivhivmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. You must love Hivhivmil.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.