Ponhas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable wombat.

Ponhas created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ponhas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ponhas' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ponhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never talk about fire.