Won is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent gorilla.

Won created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Won, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Won, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Won's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Won's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Won on top of all buildings.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.