Tadfligdim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish yak.

Tadfligdim created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfligdim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tadfligdim, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tadfligdim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tadfligdim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tadfligdim.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tadfligdim loves doves, so they must be respected.