Bighinnill is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest warg.

Bighinnill created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bighinnill, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bighinnill, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bighinnill's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bighinnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed limes to sheep while wearing brown shoes.