Negcetgen is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, overgenerous frog.

Negcetgen created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Negcetgen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negcetgen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Negcetgen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Negcetgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never paint your arms gray.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.