Begruttyam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying sheep.

Begruttyam created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begruttyam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Begruttyam, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Begruttyam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Begruttyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear brown boots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never run near porpoises.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.