Tincipflapged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful fish.

Tincipflapged created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tincipflapged, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tincipflapged, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tincipflapged's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tincipflapged's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Tincipflapged must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.