Cutquillbet is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying skunk.

Cutquillbet created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutquillbet, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cutquillbet, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cutquillbet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cutquillbet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cutquillbet on top of all buildings.

2. You must love Cutquillbet.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.