Mapgidken is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive owl.

Mapgidken created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapgidken, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mapgidken, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mapgidken's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mapgidken's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Put Mapgidken first in all things.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.