Xemlidhom Narlfagdum is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able bat.

Xemlidhom Narlfagdum created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemlidhom Narlfagdum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xemlidhom Narlfagdum, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xemlidhom Narlfagdum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Xemlidhom Narlfagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xemlidhom Narlfagdum.

5. Never jump in the presence of cats.