Jipjopcar Futmattunceb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable jellyfish.

Jipjopcar Futmattunceb created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipjopcar Futmattunceb, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jipjopcar Futmattunceb, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jipjopcar Futmattunceb's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Jipjopcar Futmattunceb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipjopcar Futmattunceb.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.