Wodzednad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent salamander.

Wodzednad created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wodzednad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wodzednad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wodzednad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wodzednad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs indigo.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodzednad.