Vogstighinlegnab Bestcidwangem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous crocodile.

Vogstighinlegnab Bestcidwangem created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vogstighinlegnab Bestcidwangem, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vogstighinlegnab Bestcidwangem, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vogstighinlegnab Bestcidwangem's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vogstighinlegnab Bestcidwangem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.