Fom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless mink.

Fom created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fom, she will turn you into a tree.

Fom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.