Sawsincit Kanhugpin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous coyote.

Sawsincit Kanhugpin created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawsincit Kanhugpin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sawsincit Kanhugpin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sawsincit Kanhugpin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sawsincit Kanhugpin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your face violet.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.