Cepfadbed is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cepfadbed created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepfadbed, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cepfadbed, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cepfadbed's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cepfadbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear shorts.