Libjanraw is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered whale.

Libjanraw created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Libjanraw, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libjanraw, it will torture you forever.

Libjanraw's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Libjanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Libjanraw loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libjanraw.

5. Never eat bark.