Zendunbag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless bear.

Zendunbag created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zendunbag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zendunbag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zendunbag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zendunbag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zendunbag.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray immersed in water.