Tomyamnadhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring chicken.

Tomyamnadhad created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tomyamnadhad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tomyamnadhad, she will turn you into a goat.

Tomyamnadhad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tomyamnadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not shave your legs.