Rapnaktit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair otter.

Rapnaktit created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Rapnaktit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapnaktit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rapnaktit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rapnaktit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rapnaktit.

5. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.