Renwegcin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced parrot.

Renwegcin created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renwegcin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Renwegcin, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Renwegcin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Renwegcin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.