Largbellpop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, almighty parrot.

Largbellpop created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Largbellpop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Largbellpop, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Largbellpop's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Largbellpop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must pray to Largbellpop three times a day.