Safboglin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent dingo.

Safboglin created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safboglin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Safboglin, he will cry a lot.

Safboglin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Safboglin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.