Tamrowxin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid aardvark.

Tamrowxin created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tamrowxin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tamrowxin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tamrowxin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tamrowxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never bounce near horses.