Limjingen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful goat.

Limjingen created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Limjingen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limjingen, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Limjingen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Limjingen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never wear blue shirts.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Limjingen on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limjingen.