Wotsandarpkensom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud clam.

Wotsandarpkensom created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotsandarpkensom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wotsandarpkensom, he will turn you into a rat.

Wotsandarpkensom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wotsandarpkensom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help mice in need.
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