Jabvadpib is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate slug.

Jabvadpib created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Jabvadpib, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jabvadpib, it will laugh at you.

Jabvadpib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Jabvadpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Jabvadpib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. You must love Jabvadpib.
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