Tettinulhog Boss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong eagle.

Tettinulhog Boss created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tettinulhog Boss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tettinulhog Boss, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tettinulhog Boss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tettinulhog Boss' Holy Commandments

1. Tettinulhog Boss loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Never think about nebulae.