Fobpadaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, competent dingo.

Fobpadaf created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobpadaf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fobpadaf, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fobpadaf's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fobpadaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Respect your elders.