Budlarpflatsug is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful crab.

Budlarpflatsug created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Budlarpflatsug, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budlarpflatsug, it will throw large rocks at you.

Budlarpflatsug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Budlarpflatsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Never eat green fruit.