Fodgancar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective dugong.

Fodgancar created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgancar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodgancar, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fodgancar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fodgancar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Fodgancar loves whales, so they must be respected.